When I was born the 9th puppy in my family
they couldn’t take care of me so they dropped me off at the train station. I
was only 10 months old at the time and I was very fragile. I saw red stuff on
the ground as I hit it. So I licked the red stuff mmm tomato sauce, this tasted
good I thought. So I followed a trail of that smell and it lead to a hot dog in
someones hand, yoink! I thought and I leaped up in the air and at it nom, nom!
Well the human wasn’t very happy so…abandon ship! Run I thought and right into
the hand of my soon to be owner Rick.
Rick was a very
young man maybe 11 in human years. Rick brought me to my new home. I ran under
the 4 legged wood thing because I can’t run under the couch. Trust me I tried.
Well that’s probably because I’m a German Shepard. After I got comfortable I
walked to explore and…squirls! I ran or tried to get to the backyard but there
was a force field with a handle in the way. Rick let me out freedom! Squirl!
Sorry I got distracted from the whole freedom thing. Squirl! Squirl! Squirl!
Chase! Chase! Chase! Darn it it ran up a tree..the rabit…I walked twards the
rabbit and cornered it. I’m going to give you to my master I thought and he
will give me the tummy rubs. All he did was scream and yell something like MOM!
All the sudden
there was a thing bigger than Rick that looked surprised and angry so like all
good dogs when there scared I peed on the grass. They looked kinda happy so I
dropped it on the ground and opened it up so I could show them what I caught.
They both screamed so I berried it, they looked realived.
I was thirsty so I
ran over to the toilet and turned on the sink by luck and whats better than
toilet water? Sink water! Slurp, slurp, slurp. There was a squeaky noise and a
thing bigger than Rick and to mom thing came in. I growled and then Rick
screamed something like “Skip!” I turned around and saw Rick was talking to me
so I ran over to him and sat. The thing bigger than the mom thing came over and
set a bed, 2 dishes, a bed and a bag of wonderful smelling stuff on the floor.
He came over and rubbed my stomach I liked that so I licked his hand, he pat me
on the head and started speaking like Rick and the mom thing. I got bored of
them talking so I went to explore the upstairs. It was a 4 bedroom 2 bath. I
was interested in the one with loud noises so I bit the door nob and turned it
with my teeth. Inside was another dog but it was another German Shepard but it
wasn’t mature anothe {enough} to play with me, it was 2 in dog years. My life
was quite boring till the dog who the humans named Roxy was 5 so over my 3
years I heard lots of barking, crying and yelling. Once Roxy was fainally 5 in
dog years I could fianally play with him. He was very playful witch meant he
slept a lot. One day Roxy and I where trying to see who could break a plank of
wood into halfs fastest, Roxy decided he was going to use the fence as his
plank and he flipped it over and in that time a two inch rattle snake came in
so…Roxy and Skip to the rescue!
Roxy pushed the
fence back over so we don’t have to worry about it anymore because it went air
born because half of its tail was still on the fence so he flung it back over.
Yay Roxy! Squicccck! The door opened and the mom thing let us in. Then it was
dinner time. We finished early so we went under the 4 legged wood thing to beg
for food, I got 1 meetball and Roxy got a lot of spinach from Rick.
All the sudden we
heard a window break and a guy with a black thing on his face came running at
us with a sharp thing with a handle. Roxy and I didn’t know this person so we flanked
him. He tried to stab the dad thing so we bit him on the butt and leg, he fell
but the sharp thing landed in Ricks toe. He stabbed him!!! WE DIDN’T LIKE THAT.
We started biting him everywere and then we found a spot he liked and didn’t at
the same time. First we chewed off his shoes witch we love to do, then we
chewed off his socks witch we also love to do and licked his feet. Roxy sat on
his head and I licked his feet witch taste like cryon and the dad thing called
the people in blue suits and the people with two metal curcles, they took the
robber away. Roxy peed on his shoe so he will always remember us but he can
never ever get revenge on us so it doesn’t metter. Rick had a bloody toe so the
mom and dad thing put a brown and white sticky thing on it.
A few months later
Roxy and I started exploring the forest in the backyard and sence we live in
Flordia we where warned about the things called alligators. But even if we get
warned we always end up finding it. When we where exploring we found a 3 foot
long alligator lieing in the sun. We where
extreamly hungry so we planned to eat the alligator. Quick as lightning
Roxy sat on the alligators head flipped him over and bit his mouth shut. I was
about to start pawing at him but then we realized we where late to the tummy
scratches so we dragged the alligator to a pit with water in it and scurried
off to our house.
Rick seemed
annoyed at us when we got to our house, he was on a speaker with numbers
attached. We realized later that we put the alligator in someones pool so we
went over to apologize in dog. We found out later that the alligator ate
someones dog so we thought if we opened its stomach like in The Little Red
Ridinghood the dog would pop out. Nope. All we found was alligator and
guts. The people didn’t like seeing guts on the ground so we put it in there
pool. They also didn’t like that, grouches. We wern’t suppost to go outside for
3 months! So we made up a new game it was called the “drink water spit it out
sliddy game”! What you did was drink water, spit it up twards the stairs and
slide, then you would go bouncing down the stairs. We played that till the 3
months was over. Are lives where spectacular, but we never went on another
edventure or got in truble ever again.
After my uncle
finished his troy of his dogs Roxy and Skip and I decided the next time I get a
dog it’s going to be a German Shepard.
